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Parent Post: Ultimate Comfort Sandwhich
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sacredcow
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9/8/2026, 11:12:45 PM
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Yes, your smoker. But an oven and eye on your stove use electrical heat. You bash heat lamps but the thing you use the most to cook with also uses "fake" heat to cook food. I like heat lamps. I saw Alton Brown life in person and he had a pizza "oven" made with stage lights that cooked a pizza in a very short amount of time. I don't remember but IT WAS AMAZING> Heat lamps are my favorite.
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saarnok
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9/10/2026, 2:53:05 AM
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Standard issue cow false equivalency. We're not talking about cooking food, we're talking about storing it under heatlamps for the hours and hours and hours before you come along to buy it. Absolutely standard. Barbecue anything is cooked with smoke. Always. Otherwise it's just food. Are you actually this stupid, or do you think it somehow makes you look smart to pretend to not understand what literally everyone else on the planet understands without explanation? I really want to know. Do you actually not understand the difference between "heat lamp food" and food fresh cooked on a stovetop or coming off a grill or smoker? Or do you think it actually makes you look smart pretending not to know the difference? You do get it, don't you that literally everyone else knows what I mean when I say "heat lamp food"? Or do you imagine that, as you seem to be alluding, the food is actually cooked with the heat lamps? Stoner logic.
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sacredcow
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9/10/2026, 11:47:28 AM
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I thought you were talking about food cooked with heat lamps. I had to defend it. Anything you don't like momentarily, I really like. I'm obstinate for no good reason. This is why, I am human:)
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saarnok
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9/10/2026, 10:44:28 PM
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"human"? No way. You never previously specified you were human so I assumed you were a demonic hellspawn squirrel platypus hybrid. I don't buy that you're human. Most people don't believe human's make decisions and do things according to this stoner I know on soj.ooo.
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