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Parent Post: Why can this person post on my stuff, but I can't block them?
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the_apostrophizer
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8/26/2026, 3:10:37 AM
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Ode to Jaire O Jaire, Jaire, come back home, Green Bay feels empty, cold, alone. Since you left, the sky turned gray, And joy packed up and moved away. We’ve hit our crack pipe’s since your departure, Our sanity’s gone, replaced by torture. We need you back, our noble knight, Please end this dark and endless night. I’ve tried numerous thing’s to catch some eyes, To broadcast sorrow beneath the skies. I’ve written poem’s about fart’s with flair, Hoping somehow you’d smell despair. I’ve made AI song’s with lyric’s profound, Deepest emotional truth ever found. The masses seem to love them—so it seem’s, Well, at least Serenity likes my dream’s. I’ve defended my friend’s from everyone here, From people who can’t stand them, year after year. I’ve battled the hater’s, I’ve entered the fray, All in the name of missing Jaire every day. I’ve posted offensive meme’s, outrageous and grim, Anything for attention, anything for him. I’ve done everything under the sun, Yet crying over Jaire cannot be undone. I’ve tried the meme’s, the song’s, the fart poetry, The argument’s, drama, and AI mythology. I’ve thrown every trick at this terrible ache, But nothing can fix the heart that you break. So Jaire, please return to Green Bay once more, We need you like never before. Bring back the swagger, the pick’s, the cheer, Because life has been terrible since you disappeared. The crack pipe’s await, the Packer’s cry, The tear’s keep falling from every eye. Come back, Jaire—end this despair, Green Bay need’s you. And we need you there.
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