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Parent Post: What if the government started locking obese people in jail?
dickie
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10/25/2026, 7:07:35 PM
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How fat are we talking? Shortly after we got married, my wife asked me, "Would you still love me if I got fat?" I instinctively said yes. Then I thought about it for a second and said, "Wait, how fat are we talking?" Apparently, asking for clarification is not always appreciated in a marriage. But if we're going to start making arrests, I think we need to establish some parameters.
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sacredcow
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10/26/2026, 7:19:19 AM
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She got you hooked with the fat question. Just saying, if the government is worried about health outcomes, then obesity should lead the inquiries. Our licensing should include obesity in the tests. Too fat to drive? Yep.
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sonatime
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10/25/2026, 11:02:07 PM
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What a way to turn relationship and intimacy building into divorce leading analysis. Bold strategy, Dickie. Maybe you should look at your wife like you look at a watermelons:)
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