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kimchinwaffles
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3/21/2025, 4:02:42 PM
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Disclaimer- I would like to preemptively state to anyone that disapproves of my exhibition of my "potty mouth" as a Christian representing Jesus Christ, I would like to point out the following scripture... 1 Kings 18:27 KJV 27 And at noon Elijah mocked them, saying, “Cry aloud, for he is a god. Either he is musing, or he is relieving himself, or he is on a journey, or perhaps he is asleep and must be awakened.” Yes, Elijah got a poop joke into the final edit of the Bible, and seeing as Elijah was a grizzled grumpy feller, Im sure it was more like "Wheres your God at now? Back there takin' a shit?". God is hilarious.
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kimchinwaffles
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3/22/2025, 6:02:07 PM
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Also please note, I am a half-breed mutt, so I do not have a race, and therefore cannot be labeled "racist" in any way, shape or form, and have immunity from prosecution that is based on the loophole stated above, which I am hereby invoking... ...send me your Champion.
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3/21/2025, 4:07:30 PM
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...and Elijah was a shit talker.
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