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goyim · 4/13/2025, 12:45:59 AM · permalink

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mirukitsune · 4/13/2025, 6:41:13 AM · permalink

You know them well, as long as number 13 is there you will get bad luck for answering it wrong. "They say the number 13 is unlucky, but I say it's just a liar pretending to be important. You want the door to open? Simple—kick out 13. It's been hogging the bad vibes like it owns the place. Once it's gone, the other numbers stop whispering and the truth walks in. Click—door unlocked."   
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Once you finally step through the door... bam! There she is, a dazzling Jewish girl name Mary with the brightest smile you've ever seen. She waves you in like you're late to the best party in history.

“Come on! You gotta try the brisket,” she says, handing you a plate like it's sacred treasure. And oh boy... it is. Melt-in-your-mouth, life-changing brisket.

While you're still recovering from the flavor bomb, she launches into a passionate retelling of Fiddler on the Roof, complete with hand gestures and musical humming.

Then, just as you're about to ask what’s next, she casually grants you world peace. Like it’s a party favor.

But let’s be honest... it’s still mostly about the brisket. 😄🥩✨

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goyim · 4/13/2025, 9:48:22 PM · permalink

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