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Parent Post: What are some conspiracy theories you don't believe to be true
raven2feathers
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3/30/2025, 3:37:14 AM
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Simulation theory… even though, Elon Musk, the most smartestest cyborg on planet Earth, says it’s like literally impossible that we’re not living in a simulation. Brain chip anyone? They’re brand new… um they’ve been chippin brains since the 60’s. It might be convenient to believe you’re living in a simulation when you’re stupid Roblox Cyber trucks and electric bullshit cars are destroying the planet far faster than fossil fuels ever could or literally enslaving Africans forced to dig those juicy minerals out of the ground with their bare hands. In other words, simulation theory is a convenient way for evil pieces of shit to not have to feel bad for the havoc they reek cuz like, we’re all just background characters, ya know? And Elon is a winner, you losers, a chainsaw wielding winner or some such shyte. And for all of you hopeless, beautiful losers out there… the faster they move forward on this chessboard, the closer they are to the edge of the cliff that’s been placed in their path. Have no fear.
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