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Parent Post: Pentagon raises Israel's espionage threat level to 'critical' amid tensions between US, Israel
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dickie
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6/7/2026, 8:23:40 AM
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 And lo, the Watermelon was brought forth in the season of heat, a sign unto those who wander the produce aisle. Its rind was firm, yet its heart was sweet. The wise knocked upon it and claimed understanding, though none truly knew what the knocking meant. Some sought the melon with seeds, saying, "Thus did our ancestors spit upon the porch." Others sought the seedless melon, saying, "We desire convenience and shall not apologize." And the people disputed greatly, as people do. One faction proclaimed, "The seeds are the future." Another proclaimed, "The future is overrated." Yet the Watermelon remained silent, for it was a watermelon. Blessed are those who share the final slice. Cursed are those who place it back in the refrigerator containing only one bite. And among the signs is this: that every watermelon appears larger at the farm stand than in the trunk of one's car. Reflect therefore, O people of the picnic, upon these mysteries.
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