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6/6/2026, 2:44:51 PM
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''And if civilization does collapse, there is a decent chance the first new government will be organized around restoring coffee distribution.'' I can see that; show up for the government announcement, and you will get a fresh brewed/roasted cup of coffee! ''The Constitution may fail.'' It had already failed a long time ago. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Order_9066 Lincoln had violated it as well, but at least, he had a very good reason for doing so; 9066 could not be defended even by FBI; Hoover actually opposed it as totally unnecessary. ''But somewhere, somehow, the Watermelon Emergency Management Agency will establish a caffeine rationing program before the end of the first week. 🍉☕️'' Why the need for decaf coffee then?
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