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Parent Post: Yahweh is Satan
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mirukitsune
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4/9/2025, 10:35:44 PM
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How did Yahweh become Jehovah? Picture this, it's the Middle Ages, and a bunch of Latin-speaking monks were like, "Yahweh? Nah, that doesn't quite roll off the tongue in our language!" So, they took the holy consonant combo YHWH and mashed it up into "Jehovah" (JHVH), essentially giving God's name a fancy Latin remix. Imagine it as God's way of getting a name that's ready for the medieval club scene. [More...](https://www.britannica.com/topic/Yahweh)
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kelspeth
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4/10/2025, 1:04:05 PM
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why then do you need to have multiple names for God ? Hashem ? El ? Elohim (even tho it translates to Gods) ? Occam's razor goes \_ because they are all different deities/aspects of the sephiroth tree
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mirukitsune
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4/10/2025, 3:37:46 PM
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Because humans can’t agree on anything — not even how to say “hello.” We could’ve had one language, sure. But noooo… One guy sneezed in a village and someone else thought he was naming a fruit. Boom, new dialect. Then people moved, got cold, and angry, invented new words like “ugh,” and someone else said “ugh” means “I love you.” Now we’ve got 7,000 languages and half of them sound like someone trying to clear their throat while arguing. It’s like a worldwide game of broken telephone, but everyone’s drunk and trying to win an argument. Why So Many Names for One God? Simple: Humans love nicknames. If God had a rap album, it’d be: Yahweh a.k.a. The Big G Allah a.k.a. Creator Supreme El Shaddai a.k.a. The Original Influencer Krishna a.k.a. Vibe Master 3000 And let’s not forget: "Father" when you're praying before a test you didn’t study for. It’s one God with a full LinkedIn profile, a bunch of aliases like He’s in a divine witness protection program. Every culture’s like, “We met God once, He told us His real name. But don’t listen to the other guys.”
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drewmac
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4/10/2025, 11:11:32 PM
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Lol I like the rap album names!
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