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Parent Post: Undercover Peter anon (hints, clues, community speculation) help us find peter
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tekzer0
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3/29/2025, 3:18:14 AM
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This seems like a good place/time to advertise my quality embroidered hat/shirt line. Get 'em exclusively (at cost) at [](https://https)[aaroncorbitt.com/merch](https://aaroncorbitt.com/merch) *(I actually spent 12 hours locating a similar font due to the original one costing $149...who pays for fonts anyway? i mean wtf?!)* **Multiple colors/sizes available!!! Not making a dime on these, just trying to change the world!** Based on the story that America originally was founded because the tiny hats took over Europe and America was created to get away from them. Supposedly they werent allowed here until Washington committed treason, when due to the inability to even afford boots during the Revolutionary War, he took a loan from a group of tiny hat European bankers so we could become the USA in exchange for them being allowed here. So, according to the unredacted version of Thomas Jefferson's personal diary, they sailed in to New Amsterdam with gold and a ship full of melanated + Irish slaves soon thereafter, and never left... *(See also the mysterious deaths of both Presidents Adams after publicly speaking out on tiny hats for more*. *Supposedly this is also the reason he did not immediately accept the position of first president, due to the guilt until he realized it was how he was going to escape the gallows for treason and keep his legacy from being smeared in the history books.* ) 
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