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Parent Post: Citizen Vigilante – Full Movie on X (96% on Rotten Tomatoes)
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dickie
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6/29/2026, 9:08:17 AM
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No important dialogue would need to be cut, because there is no important dialogue. Just the endless Humvee tire close-ups and rolling-through-town footage. What should be a three-second establishing shot becomes an eight-minute documentary called Croatian Asphalt: A Journey. Tires. Rolling. Humvee. Rolling. Same town, different angle. More tires. At some point I was not sure whether Sanders was hunting criminals or personally delivering the vehicle to a Jiffy Lube. Then, after this extended automotive foreplay, he dual-wields AKs with 30-round magazines instead of using one belt-fed weapon for the sustained-fire situation the movie is pretending this is. Totally unrealistic. Tactical doctrine apparently lost to the rule that two rifles look cooler in a thumbnail. I have really important watermelon-related things to do, like film one rolling down my driveway for seven uninterrupted minutes and call it character development.
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sonatime
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6/29/2026, 10:11:55 PM
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I always assumed you were a fan of voluminous long-form presentations. While those Humvee tires roll, there’s actually space for the mind to wander, contemplating endings, redemptions, and what the psyche of characters. Yet with all the redemptive arcs this movie offers, you choose to compare it to rolling a watermelon down your driveway. Maybe that single imaginative leap tells us everything we need to know about your psyche… and your not so special relationship with watermelons. I hope those watermelons get their "vengeance… in this life or the next":)
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dickie
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6/29/2026, 11:41:36 PM
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sonatime
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6/30/2026, 12:23:17 AM
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Citizen Vigilante when it really sells out its soul in part V...:) Written by a seedless watermelon monopolist who hates character development, long shots, and anything that doesn’t climax every 90 seconds like a bite of ripe watermelon:)
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