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Talk all things Sportball related. Scandals, baby mamas, new bankruptcies. If you want to talk about the game, go ahead but its all sports entertainment so be a tool and buy a jersey.

seraphima
seraphima ·11/10/2026, 7:36:58 PM

🍂 No Nut November

What’s your game plan for peak NFL performance?
🛡️ Abstinence. My couch-coaching testosterone must be protected.
🏋️ Actual training—but that sounds suspiciously like effort.
🍗 Wings and hydration. Mostly wings.
💥 Eliminated: Blew the load, um, I mean lead in the first quarter.
📋 Blame the refs. My performance has never been the issue.
1 vote Closes 11/13/2026, 7:36:59 PM
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